Saturday 27 December 2008

Food transport

I have solved the problem of how to transport food round the world.

Simply make all food into soup and pipe it to the intended destination. At the destination the diner can either leave it as soup or, using a centrifuge, remove the solid matter and eat with a knife and fork.

The existing water pipe network could be extended to transport the soup and a special adaptor can be fitted to most washing machines to make them double up as a centrifuge. Each house could have a soup tap next to the existing hot and cold and the local council could decide what everyone eats.

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