Friday 5 December 2008

Mr Popular labels

This invention will gain you much popularity at Christmas. A range of price labels to stick on your presents (then forget to remove) that make them look much more expensive than they were. On the big day you then have to casually claim to have forgotten to removed the label.

Useful phrases are:
"Oops, you didn't see that did you"
"Oh sorry I should have taken that off"
"Oh hang on I've left the price on"
"I can't believe how silly I've been"
"I know, but it's the thought that counts"

Most of the time though the recipient won't say anything and you'll only know for sure when you receive a really expensive present next year - assuming they haven't discovered "Mr popular labels"

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