Hand printer

Detach yourself from the burden of printing so many documents only to never read them or only use the important bits. Now you can have the important bits printed neatly on your hand, this will prove invaluable to those of you who write stuff on their hand anyway, and for others it will represent a huge saving in paper.

With the supplimentary ink and needle kit you can turn this printer into a DIY tattoo machine - no training necessary and no risk of catching AIDS.