Most swimmers are used to the medium of what in which to swim. Well this revolutionary idea will make you a much faster, stronger swimmer. Here at the institute of viscosity we have been making our experimental swimming team practice in liquids more viscous than water, thus enhancing their ability to perform. Think of it as ankle weights for swimmers. (We actually tried these first with limited success).
Liquids such as custard, fairly dilute, and wallpaper paste gave the best results for front crawl, with maple syrup and cup-a-soup being the best for back-crawl. Yes, we don't understand either.
The only limiting factor was the food-stuff actually going off, this is being looked into as we speak, so to speak.
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