Monday 26 April 2010

Red Letter Days with a difference

Surprise you loved one with a "Red Letter Day" with a difference. He or she can experience the thrill of robbing a bank or holding up an off-license, in the complete safety of our 'training' cities.

Experiences on offer are:

Busted drug deal
Armed robbery (off-license)
Armed robbery (bank)
Drive-by
Ram raid
Cat burglary
Gang warfair

The icing on the cake will come with your "red letter day" time, which you will serve in our fully interactive simulated jail for between 1 and 14 nights - for an additional bonus you can elect to share a cell with a violent homosexual and become his bitch.

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