Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Toilet Bar



Brings a whole new meaning to popping into you local for a quick one.

It doesn't matter whether you're regular or slightly cross-threaded, you'll always be made welcome at the toilet bar.

Our friendly staff will serve you with hot or cold beverages and attend to all your hygiene needs.
Here's what some of our clientele have said:
"I used to go to nudist camps before I discovered The Toilet Bar"
"There's nothing like a dump and a pint"
"I've been saving this one up all week"
"Some of my closest friends come here"
"The Toilet Bar brought me out of the closet (groan)"
Featuring the latest swivel toilet.

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