Darts range

Ready diced bread

Perfect for croutons

Car commode

Make the most of the rush hour

Bicycle Lawn Roller

Flat tummy and flat lawn at the same time.

Aqua-squash

A new challenge for the expert!

Battery charger pants

Simply pee through the turbine to trickle charge your batteries!

Bloke-o-matic Washing Machine

..nothing too complicated - life just gets easier

Anvil Bungee

...medically proven to be twice as scary as normal bungee!

Toilet Bar

Brings a whole new meaning to popping into you local for a quick one.

It doesn't matter whether you're regular or slightly cross-threaded, you'll always be made welcome at the toilet bar.

Our friendly staff will serve you with hot or cold beverages and attend to all your hygiene needs.
Here's what some of our clientele have said:
"I used to go to nudist camps before I discovered The Toilet Bar"
"There's nothing like a dump and a pint"
"I've been saving this one up all week"
"Some of my closest friends come here"
"The Toilet Bar brought me out of the closet (groan)"
Featuring the latest swivel toilet.

Let's get started

I have started this blog to collate the insane ramblings of the unventor. This is someone who unvents things. This is to conceive ideas that are seemingly useful, but upon examination often turn out to be utterly useless.

My latest unvention is the placebo effect spectacles, these are normal glasses, either for distance, reading or both. The power of the lens in each case is only the power of suggestion. The advantage of this type of lens is that it is extremely cheep. In fact there is no need for a lens at all. I will try and add a picture if in the future I consider one to be necessary.

New Ideas

Please leave your new ideas as a comment on this post and I'll incorporate them in the blog if they are 'good' enough - and that doesn't mean they have to be good, they can be bad in which case I will incorporate them if they are 'bad' enough.